Yours is on the dinner table...mine is in my underwear drawer.
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
The difference between you and me last night was that I didn't remember getting into the cab and you didnt know we were in one.
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
AND I JUST BURNT MY BACON. WTF MONDAY. SCREW YOU TOO
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
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