I love being friends with rich people. I get laid by association.
well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
Dibs on passing out in front of the toilet.
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
I want to have a prehistoric party. By that, I mean I want to dress up as a dinosaur and get drunk. That's all I want in life.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
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