Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
I hate it when she philosophizes drunkenly on my kitchen counter. not even sober do i understand latin.
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
He was humming "here comes Peter cottontail" while unbuttoning his pants. Happy Easter to me
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
I don't know what's worse. The fact that my biological mother is an unwitting bigamist, or the fact that my half sister is trying to seduce my girlfriend.
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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