this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
There's a kitten on my face and I'm druuuunk
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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