She asked to borrow my chapstick then said "I promise I won't get herpes on it"
I love how you send me nude pics of girls you're fucking and name them by which city they're in instead of their name. "This is Nashville, this is Tupelo, this is Jackson..."
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
she said "lets play dickbreaker!" and then threw my blackberry at my dick as hard as she could.
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
i was in burrito mode and too drunk to move. no fucks were given. none.
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
All I'm wearing right now is a condom and a sock.
Just one?
Yup. One sock.
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