I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
I think im pregnant
I think you have the wrong number
apparently people get pissed when you take the bag of wine out of the franzia box and put it in your purse before leaving the party
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
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