Hey man sorry I got all grabby
the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
The weird kid in front of me is reading an article titled "why don't i have a girlfriend?" the article then continues to talk about the mathematical equation for obtaining a girlfriend. exhibit a of why he is single
She brought an overnight bag to my party. Might as well have shown up wearing only a thong and a bottle of whip cream in her hand.
God, you're like boner-b-gone
She spilled some tequila on her hair somehow and I guess I felt bad for her, so I yelled "ROOMIES FOR LIFE" and dipped my hair in my tequila.
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
i now understand why vodka
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
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