Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
Life lesson learned last night, if you are too drunk to use the atm leave the strip club
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
Fuck. I have to get my shit together by lunch. Mission impossible.
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
Masturbated furiously for a half hour; ate a fistful of chocolate, then took a nap. Woke up and finished wrapping presents. I've got this holiday thing down.
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
i think im in europe. pls send help
You were giving me all the reasons why being the big spoon is such a responsibility, and how you wish you were a girl cause the little spoon does nothing
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
Randomize
