they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
Ohh god. I'm so nervous. This is terrible. He just introduced me as "the best girlfriend of his life" and Jenny as his "sexual roomate"
Got in a bar fight defending Prince. Thought you ought to know. He gets his dick sucked cooking eggs for breakfast.
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
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