what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
the girl i fucked last night woke up this morning, disoriented and looked at me, and said "oh, you're hot." and went back to sleep.
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
Why did I wake up next to the fire pit? And who wrapped me up like a burrito?
Jägerbombs. Thank Sara.
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
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