Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
She was gone when I unblacked out, but she had nailed her panties to the wall and wrote “Colleen’s Dick”with a sharpie on the wall. No idea where she got a hammer and nail
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
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