i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
What I thought was my travel sanitizer was actually my travel lube. Most awkward transit ride of all time!
Just accidentally flashed my junk to the lady helping me try on suits, it was cold in there, I don't think she was impressed.
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
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