Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
I want to frame my negative pregnancy test.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
I'm 80% sure I have pink eye. This is my penance for being a homewrecker.
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
Randomize
