just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
I feel like I got hit by a truck made out of Jack Daniels.
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
My now ex hook up buddy realized I was hooking up with others when she saw my spotify sex playlist making appearances on fb. fml
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
I should've known a straight guy wouldn't know all the words to Moana
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
The best walk of shames are on the highway
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