u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
you were stealing lawn gnomes and punching cars. I'm not surprised you got arrested.
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
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