More tranny stories later!
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
Okay you totally passed out. Ask me about the bike parking garage and the expired baby formula in the morning.
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
When the bouncer wouldn't let you back in you screamed "Authority is not given you to deny the return of the king!" and ran past him.
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
I'm always down for nudity.
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
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