You ever start fucking a girl and realize she kinda looks like your mom?
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
How was the party last night?
There's a mountain bike in the middle of our apartment. No one will claim it.
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
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