i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
Heard it's your birthday. I can't send pictures, but go ahead and imagine my balls.
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
I've made friends with the guy dressed as a gorilla that was chasing the guy dressed as a banana around with a super soaker full of vodka. I feel this will be a good relationship for me.
And I was chasing apple pie moonshine (provided by cops) with bud light limeys. In a golf cart, wearing a tiara.
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
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