the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
The guy in the library beside me just whipped out an entire loaf of bread, a knife and a container of peanut butter and is proceeding to make multiple sandwiches.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
Woke up chewing my pillow from a dream where I was scarfing Cajun pasta from TGI Friday's. That's a new level of fat, even for us
Just invented taco cereal.
Naked Twister starts at high noon
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
I cut myself stripping on your car. Probably a profession I shouldn't pursue
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
"Where are you? Where are my keys? What is this guys name again? Why am I wearing two pairs of your pants?"
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
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