I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
I tried carrying you from the bathroom to your bed and you begged me to bring the toilet too
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
Have you considered murder?
Other than my credit score and this bowl of oatmeal, not really. It's very messy
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