Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
If you don't get head tonight I will castrate you
Seriously. Castrate.
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
I'm hoarding IKEA meatballs in my purse
She said I'm like warm bathroom-sink water. There's nothing necessarily wrong with me, but she doesn't exactly want to "drink me in"
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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