We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
What do you want me to say to her? "Oh hey, I need to borrow your soon to be husband to make a porn, cool?"
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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