What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
Dude, for your own safety, do not bring that chick home. I'm pretty sure you're going to find a marsupial pouch smuggling a fresh batch of herpes under that hoodie. Bail bail bail bail bail.
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
Dude, I work in two hours. Unless you can find Chris Hemsworth and convince him to have a three-way with us, I'm not getting out of bed.
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
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