she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
At the pride parade. It's not even noon and I'm drunk as shit... for equality of course
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
He brought me bullshit flowers and a bullshit apology. Even shrek did more than that for Fiona. And he's an ogre. Does this not say anything about him?
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
I like that our conversation ended with "im gonna go get pregnant goodnight"
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
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