? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
Dating a girl 4 years younger than you is like living in a Taylor Swift song...
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
I broke up with him in the bar & then asked him if he wanted to have a contest to see who gets the most numbers. I say I took that break up well
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
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