i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
you assured me you'd make it home safe because your pizza rolls were waiting up for you.
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
this hospital has no fireball
I wanna get a tattoo next to my tattoo that says, my ex did this so don't fucking ask
We probably are going to die. So. Thanks for agreeing to be my Maid of Honor even though I torture you.
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