Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
I just sneezed and it tasted like taco bell.
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
i'm just going to get a pitcher of margarita. sober up by 10. and then do my accounting project
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
I give you full permission to seriously injure me the next time I think it's a good idea to face a bottle of vodka
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
Hey! Happy Birthday! Could you do me a favor and bring my underwear to the bar?
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
I sort of feel bad for this orthodontist. The things that have been in my mouth in the past 12 hours aren't exactly socially acceptable.
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