Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
I woke up this morning with a sharpie tramp stamp. Pretty sure it's a picture of a squirrel.
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
I really need to get to the point where I can poop at his house. I’ve taken three shits on the way home already.
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