The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
If anyone from work finds out about us I will rip your dick off, sew it to your forehead and feed your balls to you like little grapes
How did our waiter from olive garden end up passed out drunk in my roommate's bed?
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
So a sorority girl just introduced herself to me by saying "a guy I used to fuck just threw up on me" and then she grinded on me
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
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