One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
i drank out of a bidet.
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
He's bought his dick a cell phone. A cell phone. For his dick...
He gave me the number and told me that I if I want to hook up again, I have to call his penis.
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
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