Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
drunk pissing on my closed toilet lid is actually quite a sobering experience
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
Um went out in San Francisco last night and ignored someone hitting on me. So they bit my arm. Lmfao PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISNT THE SINGLE LIFE
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
A homeless man just offered me vodka. The power it took to deny it deserves an award.
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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