I just spit my fake tooth out at a customer. I think he thought it was my bubble gum though so it's ok.
How was I supposed to know she would get offended when I asked her how long it took to draw on her eyebrows.
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
There better be alcohol at this child's birthday party. Seriously not trying to be entertained by a clown while I'm still sober.
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
Randomize
