Ugh I have so many sins to confess tmw at church, you just made me think of many more I've made on that street alone
weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Wingman of the year award. I made out with her gay roommate in order for you to get laid. Better have been good.
The gay roommate was probably better than her. Consider yourself lucky.
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
Only great wives bring your dope to you when you are at the Cardiologist
He told his wife he was too old to pretend to be straight. She tried to argue. He walked two tables over and was like this is my highschool sweetheart and he's an excellent fuck, we're running away together. It was epic.
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