She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
An accidental pregnancy to a guy with a trustfund is no mistake. It is a gift from god.
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
please hold off on going into labor, i might need you to take me to the free clinic
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
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