on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
Dude he's the best wing man ever. He starts creepin' on a woman, and she clings on to you out of fear.
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
I'm waiting at the bar and am surrounded by unattractive women.
You need to get here and rebalance this disturbance in the force.
Yeah I'm at work. Nothing like the threat of blowing chunks on passing cars to make you feel alive.
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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