Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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