I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
Apparently they want to see what I've been working on for the last three months. Can I just hand them a bunch of empty fifths?
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
I just found out that the liquid capacity of my breasts is 700ml each. I should not be left alone at home when drunk.
In chronological order you drank, sang, smoked, napped, threw up, cried, laughed, described your pubic area, passed out. You have abused the privilege to use me as your D.D.
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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