sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
Earlier, I saw a homeless man that looked like Abe Lincoln, and I just saw a guy walk past wearing crocs and socks. I'm beginning to like this city less and less
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
I have to keep checking she's breathing. This is why we don't drink on Sundays
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
Promise me you will not let me do anything sexual with or to a mini horse no matter how drunk we get. Ever.
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
My dad is sitting where you rode me
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
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