It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
Farmville is her only friend.
I fucked him in a hamburger. literally. he has a hamburger bed.
now that you've tased me I refuse to buy you flowers
Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
Hey, I'm just seeing how you're doing and letting you know I fucked your dad last night. Don't fuck with me.
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
Randomize
