I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
I was talking to this girl who was in love with the air force. I was doing decently until I mentioned that the navy actually has more planes. Cockblocked by my knowledge of random trivia again.
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
Nothing says 'good morning' like waking up only to realize this chick was watching you sleep. She's crazy
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
Can I color on your dick again?
The words "me," "sober," and "new years eve" do not go together. Ever.
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
Randomize
