Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
Her tattoo has the intellectual profundity of snakes on a plane except you can't laugh.
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
You have no idea how awkward it is fucking someone with the same name as your dog
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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