I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
Can you check on Mike in the bathroom. It's been like 20 min.
He's fine. He's just standing at the trash can in line for another beer from the keg. Nbd.
Definitely a Xanax and Jell-O shots kinda day...except my Jell-O shots are really just a big bowl of a Jell-O shot that I use a spoon to eat.
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
If I ever drink whiskey again make sure I don't eat the plastic cups that I'm drinking them from.
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
The sex would be better if it wasn’t interrupted because his home detention ankle monitor needed charging. At least I know he’s not cheating on me
Do you even hear yourself?
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