turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
They found an open window, climbed through and proceeded to arrest half the party. These campus cops are like fucking ninjas.
She was kind of put off because I kept calling her baby my spirit animal and staring hungrily at her breasts.
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
No, trust me. Falling down the stairs is a fucking sobering experience.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
He did not appreciate the "you did reuse the diamond" comment when looking at his new fiance's ring.
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
50% drunk capacity currently
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
My boss is paying me to come clean his house in a maid outfit and told me not to tell anyone....this is shady as fuck but I need the money
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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