I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
can we get nightvision for the apartment?
So I've decided that when I turn 50 and have to have a colonoscopy I'm going to leave a surprise for the doctor to find.
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
My bathroom smells like artichokes and absinthe. I am naming a perfume after you and using the money to buy new towels.
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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