apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
Hey guys. This is Daniel texting on mayas phone. if she called you and told you that i made her have sex with me in my doghouse with my dog present that wasn't true.... so dont spread that.
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
you threw up in someones recycling bin and left a note apologizing. how drunk do you think you were?!
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
He broke up with his gf yesterday so he could give me our annual Christmas sex at midnight.
Marry him. Now.
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
It was super embarrassing when I had to tell my brother, in front of my mother, that my wifi password was Drinkupbitches. Thanks for providing that lovely family moment.
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
He seems like a nice guy. I mean, I know he's married and he's essentially paying me to be his side hoe, but he really seems like a good person.
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
Randomize
