she was definitely wearing a bumpit. i think it was the hollywood bumpit. i told her that i lived with my parents to get outta taking her home.
I found a vibrator in my car and it's not mine...this is becoming a weird day.
We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
I need a priest, doctor, and therapist after this weekend.
You came walking in the backyard at 10am, in cowboy boots, a new shirt, and had no money,....we lost you for 15 hours....i think you just need a camera crew, or an assistant. IMPRESSED!
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
I think I had sex with a seagull last night. The window is open and there a feathers everywhere.
Woke up on a lawn chair hugging a bottle of vodka. Hows your morning so far?
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
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