i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
He fell off a seesaw, tore half his ear off and somehow convinced the paramedic he was allowed to have a beer while being treated
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
So my OCD kicked in and I cleaned his kitchen. His roommates were so grateful, they tried to pay me in weed.
YOU ACCEPTED, RIGHT?
Pretty sure the cab driver can even smell the sex coming from between my legs
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
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