So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
rethinking that breast reduction surgery... i'm tired of drunkenly explaining the scars to guys who don't really give a shit
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
You know it's a good Halloween party when a guy wearing a light-up sombrero offers you blow.
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
And, by “make you dinner” I mean “have lots of sex and multiple orgasms.” So you should probably eat something and before you come over
And hydrate too
Randomize
