just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
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