it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
I wanna get so drunk next week I throw up on a guy's genitals. I want to be that memorable for someone.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
My wrist bandage is guacamole stained. What an accurate representation of my life as a whole
She was so morning drunk she asked the lady at brueggers for a bandaid and my self respect back
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
Half the people who compete die. All the rest either lose their minds or grow an innate fear of sharks, vodka, and fishbowls
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
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