alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
Gave a homeless guy 3 bucks earlier. Just saw him at the bar. He bought one beer and left. Happy to see my 3 dollars was well spent
his phone is always ringing though. It makes me feel like I'm dating a doctor who's always on call.
yeah, dating a doctor sounds much better than fucking your drug dealer.
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
I was gonna drive but when i tried to use telekinesis to get my keys, I knew I shouldn't be driving
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
So he cheated on his gf again. For the third time. Second time with me. HE CRIED WHILE DRIVING ME HOME BECAUSE HE CHEATED ON HER. And I laughed the entire way. Good god I'm an asshole.
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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